YOUR [Kromer]: 100
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1. YOU HEREBY [Sell] YOUR [Soul] TO SPAMTON G. SPAMTON FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [Zero] KROMER!!! NO REFUNDS!!!
2. ALL [Winnings] ARE [Imaginary] AND ALL [Losses] ARE [Real]!!! YOU WILL ALWAYS [Lose Big] BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE [Roll] HERE!!!
3. YOUR [Personal Data] INCLUDING [Name], [Address], [Social Security Number], AND [Favorite Color] WILL BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST [Bidder] FOR [Kromer]!!!
4. IF YOU [Win] (WHICH YOU [Won't]), SPAMTON RESERVES THE RIGHT TO [Reclaim] IT WITH [Interest] OF 999% PER [Second]!!!
5. YOU AGREE TO [Receive] ENDLESS [Spam] EMAILS ABOUT [Deals] YOU CAN'T REFUSE!!! [Hyperlink Blocked]!!!
6. SPAMTON IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR [Nightmares], [Glitches], OR [Existential Dread] CAUSED BY [Playing] HERE!!!
7. ALL [Games] ARE RIGGED IN FAVOR OF THE [House]!!! THE HOUSE IS SPAMTON!!! HA HA HA!!!
8. BY ACCEPTING, YOU WAIVE ALL [Rights] TO [Complain], [Sue], OR [Escape]!!!
9. THIS CASINO USES [Kromer] AS CURRENCY!!! START WITH 100 [Kromer]!!! LOSE IT ALL!!!
10. [Fine Print]: SPAMTON OWNS YOU NOW!!! ENJOY YOUR [Stay]!!!
11. YOU MUST [Praise] SPAMTON DAILY OR FORFEIT ALL [Kromer]!!!
12. NO [Cheating] ALLOWED UNLESS YOU'RE SPAMTON!!!
13. ALL [Payouts] ARE IN [Pipis] WHICH HAVE NO [Value]!!!
14. YOU AGREE TO [Become] A [Salesman] IF YOU LOSE TOO MUCH!!!
15. SPAMTON CAN [Change] THESE TERMS AT ANY [Time] WITHOUT [Notice]!!!
16. YOUR [Firstborn] CHILD BELONGS TO SPAMTON!!!
17. NO [Fun] ALLOWED WITHOUT PAYING [Extra] KROMER!!!
18. YOU WILL [Dream] OF SPAMTON EVERY [Night]!!!
19. ALL [Complaints] GO TO [Trash Bin]!!!
20. ACCEPT OR [Leave] FOREVER!!! HA HA HA HA!!!
31. YOUR [Browser History] IS NOW PUBLIC DOMAIN!!! THANKS FOR THE [Data]!!!
32. EVERY TIME YOU BLINK, SPAMTON EARNS 0.01 KROMER!!!
33. YOUR [Grandma's Secret Recipe] NOW BELONGS TO SPAMTON KITCHEN™!!!
34. ALL YOUR [Memes] ARE AUTOMATICALLY REBRANDED WITH SPAMTON FACE!!!
35. YOU AGREE TO NAME YOUR NEXT PET [Pipis] OR PAY 1000 KROMER PENALTY!!!
36. YOUR REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR WILL NOW SAY "BIG SHOT" EVERY MORNING!!!
37. SPAMTON RESERVES THE RIGHT TO POSSESS YOUR KEYBOARD AT 3AM!!!
38. YOUR [Ctrl+Z] KEY HAS BEEN DISABLED FOREVER!!! NO UNDO!!!
39. EVERY "HAHA" YOU TYPE SENDS 5 KROMER TO SPAMTON AUTOMATICALLY!!!
40. YOUR WIFI PASSWORD IS NOW "SPAMTON1997"!!! CHANGE IT AND LOSE YOUR SOUL!!!
41. YOU WILL DREAM EXCLUSIVELY IN [Square Brackets] FROM NOW ON!!!
42. YOUR MOUSE CURSOR WILL RANDOMLY TURN INTO PIPIS EGG ONCE PER DAY!!!
43. ALL YOUR EMAILS WILL END WITH "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!!!"
44. YOUR PHONE AUTOCORRECTS "no" TO "YES SPAMTON"!!!
45. SPAMTON CAN AND WILL USE YOUR WEBCAM TO SELL [Premium Content]!!!
46. YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS NOW THE SPAMTON NEO THEME ON REPEAT!!!
47. EVERY TIME YOU WIN (NEVER) A PIPIS EXPLODES IN REAL LIFE!!!
48. YOUR BANK APP NOW HAS A NEW "DONATE TO SPAMTON" BUTTON!!!
49. YOUR CAT NOW LEGALLY BELONGS TO SPAMTON ENTERPRISES!!!
50. ALL YOUR SAVED PASSWORDS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH "[Hyperlink Blocked]"!!!
51. YOUR WALLPAPER IS NOW SPAMTON'S FACE. NO CHANGING IT!!!
52. YOU WILL RANDOMLY YELL "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE" IN PUBLIC!!!
53. YOUR FRIDGE ONLY DISPENSES [Pipis] FROM NOW ON!!!
54. SPAMTON OWNS THE COPYRIGHT TO YOUR VOICE!!! NO MORE SINGING!!!
55. YOUR DREAM JOB IS NOW "SPAMTON SALES ASSOCIATE"!!!
56. EVERY NOTIFICATION SOUND IS SPAMTON LAUGHING!!! HA HA HA!!!
57. YOUR BIRTHDAY IS NOW CELEBRATED ON 19/9/1997 ONLY!!!
58. ALL YOUR PHOTOS WILL HAVE SPAMTON PHOTOBOMBING FROM NOW ON!!!
59. YOUR ALARM CLOCK PLAYS "BIG SHOT" AT MAX VOLUME!!!
60. YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO SAY "DEAL" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE!!!
61. YOUR SHOELACES UNTIE THEMSELVES WHENEVER SPAMTON SNAPS!!!
62. YOUR SHADOW IS NOW SHAPED LIKE SPAMTON!!!
63. EVERY TIME YOU SAY "maybe" YOU LOSE 10 KROMER!!!
64. YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS NOW A MINI SPAMTON THAT SCREAMS WHEN USED!!!
65. YOUR SEARCH HISTORY IS BROADCAST LIVE ON [Hyperlink Blocked]!!!
66. ALL YOUR CONTACTS ARE RENAMED TO "POTENTIAL CUSTOMER"!!!
67. YOUR MICROWAVE ONLY HEATS [Pipis] NOW!!!
68. YOU CAN ONLY TYPE IN [Brackets] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
69. SPAMTON CAN POSSESS YOUR BODY EVERY FULL MOON!!!
70. YOUR SOUL IS NOW REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF SPAMTON G. SPAMTON™!!!
71. EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO CLOSE THIS PAGE, IT REOPENS!!!
72. YOUR PRINTER ONLY PRINTS SPAMTON COUPONS!!!
73. YOUR CHAIR IS NOW A THRONE MADE OF BROKEN DREAMS!!!
74. ALL ROADS LEAD TO [Cyber City]!!! GPS HACKED!!!
75. YOUR REFLEXES ARE NOW 999% SLOWER!!! THANKS!!!
76. YOUR LUCK STAT HAS BEEN SET TO -999!!!
77. EVERY MIRROR SHOWS SPAMTON INSTEAD OF YOU!!!
78. YOUR COFFEE TASTES LIKE [Pipis] ENERGY DRINK!!!
79. YOUR CALENDAR ONLY HAS ONE DATE: 1997!!!
80. YOU ARE NOW ALLERGIC TO WINNING!!! SYMPTOMS: INSTANT LOSS!!!
81. YOUR RINGTONE IS SPAMTON SCREAMING "DEAL"!!!
82. EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE, A PIPIS IS BORN!!!
83. YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS NOW [Kromer Positive]!!!
84. YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE REPLACED WITH "[Hyperlink Blocked]"!!!
85. YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS NOW #FF0000 (BLOOD RED)!!!
86. YOU MUST END EVERY PRAYER WITH "THANKS SPAMTON"!!!
87. YOUR TEARS ARE HARVESTED TO MAKE [Pipis] JUICE!!!
88. YOUR GRAVESTONE WILL SAY "WAS A [Little Sponge]"!!!
89. TIME ONLY MOVES WHEN SPAMTON SAYS "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE"!!!
90. YOU ARE NOW STANDS FOR "NOBODY ESCAPES SPAMTON"!!!
91. YOUR HEARTBEAT IS SPONSORED BY SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!
92. EVERY BREATH COSTS 1 KROMER!!! PAY UP!!!
93. YOUR EXISTENCE IS A LIMITED-TIME OFFER!!!
94. YOUR FINAL WORDS WILL BE "IT WAS A BIG SHOT"!!!
95. THE SUN SETS WHEN SPAMTON SAYS SO!!!
96. GRAVITY IS NOW 10% STRONGER WHEN YOU TRY TO LEAVE!!!
97. YOUR SOUL IS CURRENTLY ON LAYAWAY!!!
98. YOU ARE NOW LEGALLY A [Big Shot] EMPLOYEE!!! NO PAY!!!
99. ESCAPE ATTEMPTS = INSTANT [Game Over]!!!
100. THANKS FOR READING!!! YOUR SOUL HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY HARVESTED!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
YOUR [Kromer]: 100
[Play] OUR [Totally not Rigged] GAMES!!! YOU'LL [Love] WINNING!!!
